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Brilliantly Sarcastic

There's something for you, on this fine Thursday. View the full set of altered signs at Happy Place.

This year's white elephant

The toilet mug.

(Buy it here).

Steve Buscemi Dress

Just in time for back-to-school shopping! The Steve Buscemi dress. (Black Milk Clothing).

"Neighbors are weary."

crown your jewels.

The Crown Jewels Condoms Of Distinction are sold in royal purple packs with an image of the Royal couple on the front.

The packaging instructs users to "lie back and think of England" and adds: "Like a Royal Wedding, intercourse with a loved one is an unforgettable occasion."

Company spokesman Hugh Pomfret says: "We set our craftsmen to create these heirloom quality love sheaths. In years to come they'll be a memento of a magical day."

The cold hard facts:

They are novelty...and do not prevent pregnancy or STD's.

Over 1000 packages have been sold.

via orange.

interesting location of straw on sippy cup

boing boing

The Bermuda Triangle of Productivity

Fuschia Macaree.

Croc swallows mobile phone, becomes constipated and burps ringtones

" Gena, a 14-year-old crocodile at an aquarium in Ukraine, "has been refusing food and acting listless after eating a cell phone dropped by a woman as she tried to photograph him."

The phone keeps ringing.

The woman "is resigned to losing her phone, but still wants its SIM card back since that has her precious photos and contacts." And the crocodile has bigger problems: he "has not eaten or had a bowel movement in four weeks and appears depressed and in pain."

-Xeni Jardin
(AP via Yahoo News via Submitterator, thanks, Yenisei)

Haunting coyote roadkill silhouette

"Dylan Menges snapped this haunting silhouette of left behind when he moved the still-warm corpse of a roadkilled coyote: "She hadn't been there long (still warm), and moving her carcass off the road revealed the salty silhouette from passing cars on a winter highway."
Charlie Down (via Reddit)

The Wine Rack: It's a Bra

The Wine Rack: It's a Bra

Joel Johnson at 7:30 AM Wednesday, Feb 6, 2008

The "Wine Rack" is a bra that can be filled with up to 25-ounces of fluid and emptied through a convenient bite-locked tube. There's no way to discuss this without offending someone, so I offer you a choice of three descriptions by which you can be scandalized:

• Boobze. (Bonus: Camelfront.)

• Perfect for duplicitous, predatory transvestites–as your shrinking breasts belie your masculine nature your guzzling target will be proportionately less concerned.

• Bubbly in your jubblies!

It's available only in size "small" at the moment for $30, but medium is on backorder.

via boing boing

stop motion street art

Cover your banana in style.

The hello kitty banana cover.

via boing boing.